Necessary Mutilation

Weight: 238 lbs.

I am drinking peach coffee as I write this tonight. We got a coupon card in the mail recently that is for a free 12-ounce cup of coffee from Dunkin’ Donuts, every Wednesday until October 14th. So, I decided to drive thru on the way home and pick up a cup of high test for Tom. His favorite flavor is vanilla, which I planned to get for him, until they listed all the cool, exotic alternatives that could also be had for free. They use sugar-free syrup to flavor the coffee, and when the man said “peach,” I just had to try it! Not that I should be or usually do drink all caffeinated coffee myself — but I figured I’d give it a taste, and that surely Tom would drink the rest.

He hated it and, rather than see it go to waste, I have been nursing it for like the last three hours — and no doubt will both be up all night and bore an ulcerative hole through my pouch as a result. But, it sure is yummy!

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