Necessary Mutilation

Weight: 243.5 lbs.

I got up at 5 am this morning after getting to bed late last night, both for no good reasons really. The alarm had been set for 6 am, but I had to pee out the watermelon that I ate last night, so decided I may as well just stay up and get a head start on my day. This combined with the fact that I awoke at like 2 am the night before and took hours to fall back to sleep (just in time to get up for work!), has left me tired and cranky. I’ve never been one to do well on less than like 10 hours of sleep, so I tend to get miserable quickly if deprived for long. I am very weary as I write this, and just want to drool brainlessly in front of some bad sci-fi movie or crappy reality TV show, with a whole watermelon in my lap and a newspaper for during the commercials.

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