22 June 2009 «Necessary Mutilation

I’ve Got Issues

Weight: 265.5 lbs.

Echhh…I’m a mess. I have raging PMS, and this morning had to have my annual pap exam. “K” who did the exam was very sweet, attentive and thorough, but apart from her good bedside manners, it was the typical yucky, grueling experience. Not to mention that my cervix is apparently located somewhere near my esophagus, given how far she had to go to try and “pap” it. Even she made mention about my anatomical aberration, and called the sample a “guess” at best. She was pleased about my weight loss and gastric bypass however, and said that this could ultimately help difficult parts become a little more, ahem, accesible.

Sorry to any guys stuck reading this.

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