Necessary Mutilation

Weight: 277 lbs.

Well, there’s always the first time for a good upchuck. Mine came during a church fundraiser where Tom, Zoe, Dennis, and I enjoyed the requisite chicken barbeque.  It didn’t take me but a few bites to realize the error of my ways, and I barely made it into the bathroom in time to very purposely attempt to get it just as quickly out of me. I had that horrible stuck, overly full, nauseated, puke-o feeling that made me know that only one solution existed. I felt like a fat bulimic and hoped no one came into the bathroom or heard me through the doors as I did what I must.

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